You don’t mess with the Zohan…sorry the Mandelson!

As the chairman and chief executive of Starbucks, the international caffeine empire now knows…you don’t mess with Mr Mandelson.

This is a man who has been reviled and hated by almost 86% of the country (a totally made up figure just to appear slightly credible), resigned twice from Cabinet, managed to get on a boat with a sleazy oligarch and make Osborne look worse for wear and get off scott-free.

So when Mr Schulz talks disapprovingly of the UK economy in the presence of Mr Mandelson, the Mandelsonian inner PR cogs get whirring as the machine roars into overdrive.

Who the F***k is he? Mr Mandelson thundered, using expletives to get in with the great unwashed and attacking a Yankee to get in with the more nationalistic unwashed!

Something that has now endeared him slightly within the media and those who follow UK politics. For about 12 hours I would imagine.

Our economy is still going down the pan unfortunately and his cursing isn’t doing much about it.

Anyway, Mr Schulz apologised.

I have returned!

Unfortunately I never got any emails asking me if I was alright; or if I was gobbled up by lions however now I am going to be back blogging once I release my new look site!

It is going to take a bit of work but hopefully within the next 2-4 days I will have a great banner and better design!

See you then!

Flying out!

I can’t wait! I will be flying out in about 12 hours time to an exotic and very warm location!

More details sooooon!

Jade Goody in rehab

I’m not sure that is a good idea…they will “rehabilitate” her back to what she was?

No regular postings…for now!

I am truly sorry; I am happy that my blog has built up quite a bit of a following and in a rather small amount of time…Unfortuntely the last week has been really hectic and stuff because of internet connections and really rubbishy work situations! I promise I will get back to regular blogging (a few a day) within the next three days. Also, please tell your friends that you have found this site! I didn’t really advertise about it anywhere because it helps to find out how people found out about it – which I am discovering now!

Cheers!

Khaled

80 Pounds a week!

And thats if I am lucky – the minimum i am FORCED to spend on public transport is 80 pounds a week.

annoying

really annoyed now! cant wait to get back home

The Truly AWFUL Jade Goody

Jade Goody represents the proportion of human beings who have been born with their brains outside of their heads. Her family who have joined her on Celebrity Big Brother have confirmed that these humans are able to procreate, reproduce and therefore defy extinction to a certain extent…it remains to be seen if Jade Goody will be able to produce one of her species if she was to mate with a male version.

She is now worth anything between 4-8 million pounds according to different reports and if anything this shows that there are a number of like-(no)minded human gorrillas.

As you can see from the picture above, she shows the confusion of a child in a boardroom meeting. Her eyes remain glassy and empty and her hand gestures prove that she has nothing of any value whatsoever to give to anyone. As for her semi-smile it is a question: What am I?

Celebrity Big Brother

 

And the dumbing down of Britain continues…this time we have a mix of of the 70’s and the 80’s in the house. I am sure the 8 million people will be riveted to their screens to find out what “Miss Whiplash” will do or whether the “most talented member of S Club 7 who also has 7 tattoos” is going to sleep with Face, Jermaine or Ken Russel! The young guy is gay i think…

I have no idea what is happeing to this country now. Last time there was a woman over 45 with over 45 breast enhancements that made her look completely awful and an affront to the miracle of creation. It was Man’s failure at competing with God. Now Jade Goody, a shining example of free-thinking, intelligent and ambitious women everywhere is entering the house with her boyfriend. I await the results with baited breath – What will happen in this house I wonder?

On an interesting marketing note, the company behind BB have got themselves a fantastic publicity generator in the form of Shilpa, Bollywoods tallest (and apparantly sexiest) actress. Bearing in mind that almost 1 in five of the world are Indian, and of those 90% watch bollywood movies religiously, and of those only about 1% are completely mute, then news of her inclusion will spread like wildfire across the four corners of the globe and many indians will be online 24/7  to see the latest shenanigans of this woman.

I am just upset at Face…I liked the A-Team and I really like him too. What the hell is he doing in that Zoo?!

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